New York Vinnie

Twas the night before Christmas and in New York City With the snow all around everything looked so pretty! Most NBA Fans were tucked in their beds With Knicks and Lakers playing hoops in their heads Now New York Vinnie was up and awake And was writing a story; when the house began to shake! Out …

Tags: NBA Christmas

Jul 27 2012

YO, D-Howard Wake Me When You Makeup Your FRICKIN Mind

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Why are there so many players in the NBA, who seem to be good guys until they become a free agent, at which point they turn into “FRICKIN SELFISH GREEDY PUDS“? Every year we see more examples of this “FRICKIN CRAPPOLA” and every year Your Old Pal New York Vinnie, grows more disgusted, with the …

Tags: Dwight Howard, Orlando Magic

Jul 22 2012

Buzz-Boy Beasley Bids Bye-Bye Buds? Suns New Forward Says He Has Matured

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It is that time once again for one of our more popular features here on PRO HOOPS CENTRAL, “The World According To New York Vinnie.” This is where I tell you how things would be if Your Old Pal New York Vinnie was in charge of things. Now most of the changes I propose in this feature …

Tags: Miami Heat, Michael Beasley, Minnesota Timberwolves, Phoenix Suns

Jul 16 2012

Good Luck In Houston J-Lin, You Are Too Big A Risk To Get Big Bucks

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If a writer had submitted a script for a movie about an imaginary NBA player, who went through the experience that New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin did this past season, every “FRICKIN” studio in Hollywood would have rejected it because they would not think that the public would believe such a far-fetched fairy tale. …

Tags: Houston Rockets, Jeremy Lin, New York Knicks, Raymond Felton

NBA Stupid Player Tricks, New York Vinnie's PLANET

Jul 15 2012

Yo J-Kidd, Knicks Need A Hero Not A Zero!

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When Your Old Pal New York Vinnie was just a little guy, the first sign that it was officially the summer was when the ice-cream man drove his truck into our neighborhood. The gang would be playing stick-ball in the middle of the street, when one of us would start to hear that “FRICKIN CHEESY SONG” that …

Tags: Jason Kidd, New York Knicks

Jul 14 2012

Ainge Does It Again, Re-Tooled Celtics Looking Tough

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Your Old Pal New York Vinnie is going to be walking a treacherous path while writing this column. Frequent visitors to New York Vinnie’s House, know that I live and die with “MY BOYS” the New York Knicks; however what you might not be aware of is that New York Vinnie’s “MAIN CAT” and My …

Tags: Boston Celtics, Brandon Bass, Chris Wilcox, Danny Ainge, Jason Terry, Jeff Green

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Jul 13 2012

Another Team Signs Kwame Brown? Sixers Sign The “BIG BUST” To Two-Year Deal

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Do you want living proof that the old saying “There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute” is the “FRICKIN GOSPEL“? Then let New York Vinnie introduce you to the “FRICKIN BIG BUST” center Kwame Brown, the true “EL PUD SUPREMO” of the NBA Draft. Brown could be the “LUCKIEST FRICKIN GUY TO EVER WALK THE PLANET” …

Tags: Kwame Brown, Philadelphia 76ers

Jul 13 2012

Has The Sad Story Of Darko Milicic’s NBA Career Come To An End?

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Everyone once in a while through no fault of their own, Life messes with some “POOR FRICKIN SOUL” whose only crime was being a victim of circumstance. Over the years Your Old Pal New York Vinnie has seen some players get totally dicked around by the NBA even though they tried their best and never …

Tags: Darko Milicic, Minnesota Timberwolves

Jul 12 2012

Mavericks Try To Get Out Of Gutter With Kaman, Collison And Jones

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One of the most important things in the world to Your Old Pal New York Vinnie is loyalty; it is the code of the streets in the “Greatest City To Ever Exist On The Planet, New York City,” that you take care of Your BOYS. You watch my back and New York Vinnie will watch yours; when …

Tags: Brendan Haywood, Chris Kaman, Dahntay Jones, Dallas Mavericks, Darren Collison, Donnie Nelson, Ian Mahinmi, Indiana Pacers, Mark Cuban

Jul 11 2012

Ray Allen And Rashard Lewis Join King Of Crappolla At Miami Geriatric Center

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New York Vinnie would truly like to give LeBron James his Propers for winning both the NBA MVP Trophy and his first NBA Title; but just like the “King Of Crappolla” could not bring himself to congratulate Dwight Howard after the Orlando Magic beat the Cleveland Cavaliers behinds in the 2009 NBA Eastern Conference Finals; …

Tags: LeBron James, Miami Heat, Rashard Lewis, Ray Allen